I buy lunch for my Bro because I love him platonically (Hi Steve n Tevin)
I comfort you during an intense heartbreak over a relationship
I read a bed time story for my niece to help her go to bed
Take a rest and stargaze the moon with me as I gently whisper positivity
Don't be embarrassed about your past! My time potato can fix it
I sing and wish you a happy birthday for everyone out there
I clean your clothes after an intense love making last night
I trim your armor for free, no ERP needed. You can trust me ✌
Lovely chunky fluff Cheese says hi everyone!
I delete my friend's browser history as his last dying request
I baked some cookies for the janitor as a thank you
I give you a virtual hug because we all just need some love
I learn to juggle because it makes someone happy
I help you carry groceries so you don't hurt yourself
I support your decision to quit smoking and help
I drive you to school when you missed the bus
I wipe down at the gym after an intense workout. No excuses
I befriend the new co-worker and invite for lunch because I can
I offer to become your project partner in class because you're shy
Silly anxiety gets in your way, that’s why I’m here for you (for Lily)
2019 is almost over, keep going, I believe in you! You can do it
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1101 - A Lego sweeper is better than a cock sucker!
I take care of you, help you get better when you're sick.
I assure you that curly hair is attractive no matter what (For Estanna)
Area 51 Raid Talks With WholesomeTofu (LITTLE BIT LAGGY SORRY :D)
I give you a reason to celebrate and be happy
I check in on my friend No Sauce who struggles with mental illness
I shower with my clothes on because I have morals. Very hot and steamy.
Happily married with your best friend every night
I help my babysitter with money problems, but refuse her sex advances
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1104 - Super sexy Lego roll roller (barely legal)
I tell you the words you need to hear
Adventures of my doggo and I. Fellow dog owners can relate
I go to the gym with you because you're self-conscious
I give you a daily confidence speech about your appearance
I seduce you with toilet paper and invite you to "quarantine and chill"
I show up to a birthday party when no one else came
I motivate you with a rally speech before you storm Area 51
#trashbag challenge is nice, but let's recycle our plastic too!
I write descriptions so they can get taken care of
I beat my meat on camera. Raw and No lube.
I give you a surprise because work was awful today for you
I invite a girl over to respect her, almost caught by mom
I build legos with LegoHub and engage in heartfelt conversations
I pack extra lunches for students that can't afford lunch
I'm proud of you for trying to better your life (For Ely)
I drink water instead of creep slide into DMs when thirsty
I bought a Lego spoon and a Lego fork and that made my day!
I buy condoms to practice safe sex
I help you find diamonds in Minecraft
Stepbrother reads you a bed time story and helps you go to bed
I eat a banana normally. That's all. Nothing Suggestive.
I toss salad for the first time and encourage all of you to try it too!
I bring you something to drink because you have migraines
I invite fellow Pornhub friends to play DnD with me
If you believe in Santa, then you can believe in yourself!
Trouble? I sing you back to bed
Self-image issues? Feel like a potato? I explain why potatoes are sexy AF
Sexy cosplayer play just dance with clothes on. Family friendly content.
I teach you how to bake a cake while rustling my jimmies.
You're a hero to someone, I promise ✌ Continue doing your best!
Let’s raise money together for RAINN, a charity organization!
A jojo's guide to washing your hands #SCRUBHUB
Just breath, it'll be okay (for yeahboiii6669)
PSA: Don't drink and drive! Change your drinking habits for the better!
I offer my cute chunky fluff to the community
Every man's dream: a Lego bed
I sit next to you on the train, but I don't you.
I encourage my male student to join the cooking club
I protect cute Wooloo Pokemon from rule 34
I buy lemonade from a lemonade stand. Helping the community.
I assure you it's okay to keep practicing your instrument
I bet you one pizza you won't click on this